Maybe you re-wire that entire process either to whom, to what Judge or the boyband in your imagination to get things right...

"This is my parents house, they come here sometimes - in Christmas."

"I would have the maid people to serve some tea, its at the court yard."

"I have some notebook I can take some notes while your groups sit down. Here is the bulter, he will take you to the external side of this house." 

"Do you want anything you can speak to him that time, he manages the kitchen. "

"He is my parents maid. I am seasonal being here."